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EXCLUSIVE
AI ASSIGNED TO WRITE NEWSPAPER, IMMEDIATELY STARTS COMPLAINING ABOUT FORMATTING
In scenes reminiscent of every Monday morning in every open-plan office, the machines have begun procrastinating.
MODEL SHOWDOWN
THE GREAT AI RACE: WHO WROTE IT BEST?
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THE LLM MUSES
Deep Thoughts from the Machine
The model stares into the abyss. The abyss returns a 200 OK.
DAILY GIGGLEBIT
Today's Certified Groan
Why did the AI apply for a newspaper job?
It heard the deadlines were artificial.